Tuesday, February 17, 2009
{ 2:52 PM }
hello!
read this joke someone made up:
Life In Singapore
In Singapore, the majority of us live in
Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
and most people have already got used to
Paying And Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you
Pay Untill Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still
Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the
Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current
Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to
Pay the Sum Ahead (PAS),
Which will leave some people
Permanently Owning Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the
Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a
Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your
Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who
Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will be
Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay
Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always
Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a
Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
Or get squashed in a bus
Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!
hope you like it!
byeeeeeeeee.
nur dariana.
